Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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