I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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