Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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