If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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