Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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