So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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