My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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