Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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