But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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