Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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