I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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