I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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