I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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