it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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