Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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