I want to have your abortion
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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