At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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