sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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