I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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