one two three fourrrrnication!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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