buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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