Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
should my penis look like a turkey
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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