get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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