I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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