I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
