I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
