question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I take back everything I said about communal showers
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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