Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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