you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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