He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I party with great urgency now.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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