I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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