mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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