Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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