So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
