I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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