What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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