I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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