Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
