She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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