I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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