This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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