Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
handjob tips. give me some.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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