First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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