OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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