we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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