Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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