No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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