oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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