She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
