i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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