The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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