My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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