No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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