He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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