How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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