Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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