oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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