Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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