dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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